and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
I lost count of how many people I peed on last night.
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
BTW I totally understand panda express being popular amongst the highs. I can feel the shrimp being slaughtered in my mouth. It's fantastic.
I did my walk of shame through a safeway at 8am to get YOUR hangover bagels. You're welcome asshole
I was walking out the front door and heard his roomate say "It looks like you need a chiropractor." I think my work here is done.
I just found one of your beard hairs in my oatmeal.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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