My gyno actually laughed when I told her about his penis size.
He was like an evil genius with the clitoris. I don't stand a chance.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
I asked him how his night was and he sent me a picture of a bottle of Ciroc with a bendy straw...
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
It's time to run my sex life like a basketball team. Got the lesson Clint!
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
Randomize
