If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Its alot like that time you got motorboated by the carni at the rodeo.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
decided to jump from one of the levels of the Westin chicago Nortghwest. it was worth the broken legs.
the D I S R E S P E C T of sending someone nudes, them opening it, and not bothering to respond
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