Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
Dude, I just scraped frozen vomit from my rooftop
I really wish I could say this is a new low for you
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
they night at the roxbarryed us. came out of nowhere,bought us shots, and then the big one licked my hand? we got out of that noise.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Just did an entire nights worth of bar crawl in an hour. Boom
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
What did we do last night and why in the fuck were there carrots in my pocket?
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
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