So how Liz Lemon is this? I bring a boy home, we get in bed, and I realize there's a lean pocket wrapper in the sheets.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
there is a ziplock bag over sangria in a wineglass in the fridge...classy?
We all know the best way to start a relationship is greeting while at least one of you are intoxicated, dual facebook stalking, and a two week long game of 20 questions via texts to 'really' get to know each other. In that order.
I wouldn't have it any other way. It's like a fairy tale!
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Im sitting alone watching titanic. Drunk. Without pants. Holding a fishing pole. Im pretty sure im okay with all of this.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
stop fucking thinking about him when there is A MILLION OTHER PENISES TO RIDE IN THE WORLD
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
The single life is the freaking dream dude. I'm sitting here naked, eating chocolate mousse, and watching Gilmore girls. It's wonderful
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
Randomize
