Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
i wants your nipples near my face. PLEASE????
just woke up. wallet empty. bottle empty. tattoo in pen on my arm. smell like bad sex. woke up alone. and wall-e is playing on my computer. need answers.
So thanks to the xanax and vodka memory erasering combo i wake up only to reopen a picture of some very familiar balls
Pre-order weed for 4/20 and i'll give you a discount.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
We had an indepth conversation about his employment at Arbys..
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
By the way if you come home and I'm not wearing pants, just go with it. I didn't have the energy to go searching for some.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
I just sent a dick pic to a number on Craigslist, this may be my new low
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