We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Currently standing on top of my parents leather couch with no pants on playing helicoptor with my penis. You?
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
It would only make sense that I'd cheat on him with his best friend on the ides of march...
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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