I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
People try and tell me I never learn me lesson, well that's a bunch of crap. I asked for Monday off for Superbowl recovery based on my experience last year.
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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