margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
I just had my first lesbian experience. Out of spite.
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
And in that, my finest lazy stoner moment, I used my cleavage to hold my bowl steady while I packed it laying down in bed.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
You're at a grade school volley ball game with a yeti of tequila. You've passed extra
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
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