u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Also, just almost microwaved cereal. Thank god mom is here to stop me.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I knew I wanted to marry her when we got in that bar fight and she full-nelsoned a guy while I worked his kidneys. I knew then we had to breed
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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