Were we dating when my roommates and I had the 'everyone gets laid' part?
Ya
I used to kick so much ass
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Do you count doing $200 of coke off his dick until 6am as a successful rekindling of our relationship or...
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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