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ooooooooooooo i'm drink
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
I just wanna go home eat some pizza rolls, get warm and jerk off, and it's only 845. This shit was supposed to make me see unicorns. Not cry
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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