would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Writing a book: The Evolution of the Douche Bag: From Popped Collars to Ed Hardy Shirts. Doing research now.
Make sure you include chapters on white sunglasses, spray tans, and toxic amounts of hair gel.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
The engagement ring savings account is now the strippers and gin savings account. What are you doing tonight?
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
If my penis could make facial expressions, it would constantly have a smile on.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Apparently I promised everyone at the party I'd partake in various winter sports with them..
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
