you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just realized there's an entire generation of children that will never know Alex Trebek had a mustache... Sad.
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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