Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
Update - might be back in your neighbor's good graces. She liked the framed photo I gave her of me on the tractor with my business out.
bullshit you weren't drunk, you pointed at me and said my cigarette was empty
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
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