So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
i wanna anger bang this girl behind me at work. she never shuts up with her annoying voice. but her boobs are phenom.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
did I ever tell you about my gay jesus theory?
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
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