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penguin condom
worst morning ever. completed my walk of shame home to find my parents, grandma, and priest had come down to surprise me on my birthday. now i'm in the car with them to go get my car from the bar.
we got our roommate high for the first time. He went into his room alone and watched Malcolm in the middle for three hours
just woke up in a hotel room.. realizing its the hotel i work at.. lets see how this walk of shame turns out
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
officially hit rock bottom.. been yelling through the vent in my room to my little brother trying to convince him to get me water for the past two hours. i fear feeling the full effect of my hangover if i stand.
Just saw a cougar do the walk of shame. She asked housekeeping where the fastest elevator was.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
He's like a sexy bearded lumberjack who likes wine.. I can't lose..
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
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