There isn't a single transaction on my online bank account that doesn't involve drugs or alcohol since November 12
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
I woke up naked in his kitchen...His name is Mike and we're having a "what happened last night" beer.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
When Ben was deep throating pickles last night I actually reconsidered our relationship
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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