You kept screaming "Its taco night!" before every shot
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
She said she'd heard about my nickname in high school. Apparently sledgehammer isn't as popular as you'd believe...
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.�
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
you were crying saying "if you love me you will find me a loaf of bread"
He is really real. Like I know where he works, have referenced him with mutual fb friends and I've seen his dick. He's real.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I'm a lady who knows what she wants in life, and that's uncommitted dick.
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
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