OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
There are too many people on this bus for it to be even REMOTELY okay that I'm wearing a puke covered sweater
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical�
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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