this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
Cruel joke of nature. Hair on head runs from face, and hides on various parts of body. Aging sucks.
I seriously think I have a tan line on my stomach from getting a boner while in the taning bed.
I buy you gas. You blow me. Economics.
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
A woman on my train just walked down the carriage in a wedding dress, crying and clutching a can of Carlsberg. Oh...
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
Do you know how hard it is to have sex on an air matress while there are people sleeping in the same room?!?!?
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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