porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
two more shots til everyone in this club gets to see my cesarean scars.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
No subtext here. People are naked.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I'm not an expert but calling her the "hot lesbian" isn't going to coerce her into a 3some with you
Also, you need to stop getting hammered and taking showers with people.
You thought you were Snapchating on your tablet, but were really just poking John Stamos' face on my Full House dvd case...
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Gary just stuck his dick in his Guinness. I can't even make this up
If you’re wondering why the bong is outside the garage door just know I was being environmentally efficient by not using the freezer to chill my shit
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