Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Before we rave about the healing powers of your penis, remember it nearly killed me as well.
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I don’t mind that he’s uncircumcised. It’s the fact that he talks about the Bible immediately after we have sex .
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