its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
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