North Korea, Best Korea!
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
It's whatever. Titanic is about to be on and we have wine, which is basically crying juice. Leo, Kate, and I will be having a lovely, pants free evening.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
At some point the phrase "I've hit rock bottom" stopped having a meaning and became my general state of life
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
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