We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
Was waiting for the adderal to kick in then realized I had been brushing my teeth for eighteen minuites
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
SITTING NEXT TO A CIRCUS PERFORMER AT PLANNED PARENTHOOD. THIS IS MY LIFE.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
Yea and there’s destruction when we’re together, mostly of our livers but W/e
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