the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I feel like I shouldn't have to explain to you why giving your cat weed was a bad idea.
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
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