Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
I love that there are toys on the counter. Coffee, tea, wine bottles, gag ball, and handcuffs.
My kitchen gets me.
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
It's been so long since I had sex I might propose to the next girl who will sleep with me.
I can't be a daydrinker without you. It just doesn't work.
I love you too.
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