Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Dude I got a text from you at 1:30 last night and you didn't use any vowels
Haha, I didn't want to buy any... we're in a recession you know
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
The only thing i was looking forward to on 4th of july was the google logo and they let me down. That and beer, lots and lots of beer
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
We thought she was passed out on the toilet, but she raised her head to tell me the word I couldn't remember was "empathize." Then she puked blood and passed out.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
after i talked him through a bulleted list of why we couldn't have sex he just said "but it would be fun...."
He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
I was afraid she wouldn't be able keep up but I woke up in a bathtub, she called me a pussy and made me pancakes.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Just want the two of you to know, I went to a golf tournament today. Respectable, expensive… Flipped the golf cart. Seriously, I'm 40. What the fuck?
Would you still love me if I got a Whatever Forever tattoo? It's like the Emo kids' Live Laugh Love
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