She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
I never thought that I'd hear someone utter the words, "I need another studded belt." I was wrong.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
You were throwing ham at people telling them you were the sandwhich fairy
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
Dicks are not precious.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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