How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Fuck 8am classes
Dear Jesus I'm gonna throw up through my eyes
on the last problem of the exam i just drew a picture of a cat and left
It was so delicious I was introducing it to people. Guy from my psych class was like "This is my girlfriend, Erica," and I was like, "This is my milkshake, Oreo."
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
I love how our sober spotter means you only have to stay sober enough to type your pin in an ATM
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
Yeah i like want to be friends with him. And if we have sex in the physics library well thats fine with me
I just need a fucking pair of pants. Is that too much to ask for?
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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