im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I'm going to rape someone's good day.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
we found you outside the hotel room sleeping with a note next to you that said " we made sure you were comfortable, hope your friends come back soon"
I'm going to die alone in a sea of empty vodka bottles and cats.
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
Hold your horses dude. Titty pics are a work of art.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
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