with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I walked a mile in this weather wearing nothing but a toga. Zero fucks. Your move Mother Nature.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
The fact that a spice girls song is stuck in my head is a great sign that my decisions aren't the right ones at the moment...
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
Put on my pants to go to work and discovered they had melted.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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