So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I was cleaning out my bag and I found some xanax wrapped in plastic with a note that said "use in case of emergency"
you should be back in the room by now but just so you know. you passed out at the black jack table and they wheel chaired you out. strip club in about 45 minutes. game face bro.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
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