eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
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