This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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