Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
I sent him a pic of my tits and he said "Word." I need a drink.
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
If you want me to retract my crazy cat lady comments pictures of yourself dressed as a cat are not the way to do it.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
He's nice to look at and knows the difference between your and you're. I win.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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