this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
I feel bad for her, but I feel like she's one of those resource-raping alien civilizations that visits planets, decimates them and then leaves. Those really aren't the qualities I appreciate in a friend. Ya know?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
I guess the wine stains on your shirt and the $2 vodka tonics you're sweating out just scream, "Welcome to DC, please ask me for directions."
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
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