kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
So I just accidentally joined a bar crawl and got a free shotski of Jameson. I love life.
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