Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
What an age we live in that I can try to pick up a guy by using my phone while I'm taking a shit at work.
It might've been him telling me last night that he "doesn't even need beer goggles to fuck me." When I thought that was sweet, I realized something needed to change.
I just encountered the same creepy guy I showed you, he jumped inside the dumpster screaming.
Thanks for the hickies, asshole. I make my living as a fitness instructor. It's gonna look reeeeeeal weird if I have to wear a scarf while teaching Zumba all week.
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I just saw your mom take a body shot off an undergrad, please tell me you're somewhere near by.
I need to take my iPad to the Apple store (when this is all over). Do I need to delete all my dick pics/videos or are they used to stumbling across that sort of thing?
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