You really coming over, don't trick.
Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
There is a guy, stoned out of his mind, only wearing slippers and a bathrobe in the library.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
I think I'm still drunk...I just gave my empty conditioner bottle a break-up speech before I threw it away.
Who doesnt want to be Yoda? I mean seriously, how sweet would that be? Live to 400, not give a shit about love and all that, know fucking mind tricks and smoke awesome swamp weed. I'm down.
Not going to lie: not even the fact I'm wearing men's cargo pants can hide the fact I have an awesome ass.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
