Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i scrubbed and i still was a whore
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
And yes, in case u were wondering a 25 year old high school agriculture teacher did just hit on me At Walmart bc of my pinata
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
I probably looked like a mental patient. I had my IV in one hand and cup of pee in the other, swaying around with a dazed grin on my face. I love vicodin.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
YOUR STATE IS STUPID
Did you miss a turn again?
WHAT FUCKING IDIOT DECIDED TO DESIGN AN ENTIRE FUCKING STATE WHERE YOU CAN'T MAKE A FUCKING LEFT TURN?!? FUCK NEW JERSEY
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