For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
now i know why i became what i already was.
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I just found out I was conceived in a rehab facility... that's better than finding out your dad could be someone else right?
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
That is true. Vodka is like a dog. Always loyal, warm, and there for you when you need it
Just got a handjob from a 19 year old in front of the Parthenon. The Greek god of debauchery would be proud.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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