What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
That's why she's the girl with her life together and you're the girl with the penis drawn on your car.
I've known you for the past two years. You never kid about biology or alcohol.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
Randomize
