I won a flip cup tournbment! Why is boot and rally so hard when youre old?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
I've broken several federal laws in the name of sex.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
I'll have you know my trust issues and my daddy issues are two COMPLETELY different topics of conversation.
Drunk Sam makes promises that Sober Sam can't keep
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
sorry i was ignoring you last night i accidentally did a bunch of pcp and thought i was inside tron
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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