Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
I bet i've been more pregnant than you.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Bisexual Viking-cowboy hybrid is at the bar again
Dibsssss
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
Just wait til you visit, there will be an endless supply of fresh dick for your demand #economics
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
I could definitely fill a shot glass w my cum
please don't
There's so much mac and cheese stuck to my foot right now
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