I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
Nope I went the fuck home like an adult
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
If someone made a breakfast cereal that was a cross between lucky charms and fruity pebbles and called it unicorn power with a huge fucking rainbow and a unicorn standing in a pot of gold on the box, they would be rich. Not only monetarily but spiritually as well...
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
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