guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Come on... In this relationship-economy, you gotta have "awesome blowjobs" on your resume.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
So. Um. Hypothetically speaking...how would one get a squirrel out of the house?
Randomize
