i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
i feel like im paying for every hangover i didnt experience last year as a freshman. thank you sophomore year.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
I was blacked out when we met, so basically this will be a blind date.
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I'm like the total package- I don't want a relationship and I have daddy issues. What more could he want?
My penis is lonely
So is my ring finger
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