I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I wish I could punch you in the face.
I just told her she was a heartbeat above a blowup doll.
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
I have a ginormous moral hangover. Strip club blues.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Just because im a good person doesn't mean that I don't reserve the right to be a complete dick about it.
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Sexting and pancakes... It's going to be hard to top that
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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